... Dio recounts an Trade between Elagabalus as well as the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his doctors to provide him the equivalent of a lady's vagina by the use of a surgical incision